Find the seam
I draw your whole system — every database, pipeline and handoff — and mark where it breaks first.
YOU GET: one diagram, one ranked list of seamsQuoted per systemSend me your system →
Services
Five offers. One of them is a joke. It works anyway.
Cutover watch
Migration plan, rollback plan, and someone awake and paying attention while you cut over.
YOU GET: runbook, rollback, a calm person on the callQuoted per migrationBook a cutover →
Play the opponent
I go after your signup, reporting and rate limits the way the other side will, then tell you what worked.
YOU GET: an abuse report you will not enjoyQuoted per surfaceHire an adversary →
₹0 build
Your idea, shipped on zero-cost infrastructure. Treated as a constraint exercise, like a crossword.
YOU GET: a working thing with a ₹0 hosting billInfra: ₹0. Labour: quoted.Pitch the idea →
Build the bit
You have a joke too good not to execute. I build it with the same engineering discipline as the day job.
YOU GET: a joke that works perfectly underneathFree if it's funny. Expensive if it isn't.Pitch the bit →
- Vibes
- “Passionate about crafting delightful experiences”
- Gradient blobs
- “Hey, I’m a developer 👋”
Enquire
Pick a service, say what you have. Short is fine. I reply from the address above.